Reasons Why The New Dorito Loco Taco At Taco Bell Should Be President

Have you ever seen such a sight? Taco Bell recently introduced the Dorito Loco Taco. It's a normal hard shell taco, but get this -- THE SHELL IS ONE GIANT DORITO CHIP. I need to find the person who thought of this masterpiece and have some of what he's smoking. This invention may rival the Wright Brother's invention of the airplane and Benjamin Franklin's discovery of electricity. This taco... no, taco goddess could probably bring world peace to everyone, which got me thinking. I believe the Dorito Loco Taco should be President, and here's why:

-Let's be real -- no one is really happy with any of the potential presidential candidates or even our current president. Who doesn't love tacos and Doritos, nonetheless combined into one serving of deliciousness only rivaled by bacon wrapped bacon?

-Mitt Romney is white and Mormon. Obama is black and some people (correction, idiots) believe he's a Muslim. Many other candidates follow Christian faith, leaving the field open to discrimination and unwarranted hatred. The Dorito Loco Taco at Taco Bell is none of these things. The Dorito Loco Taco at Taco Bell is beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and sour cream wrapped in a delicious Dorito shell. Unless you're a Nazi, no one can hate a Dorito Loco Taco.

-No human can literally solve world hunger. The Dorito Loco Taco can literally solve world for it is a taco. You're welcome, Nigeria.

-The Dorito Loco Taco can solve world ethnic issues, for it is not American, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, British, Ugandan, Vietnamese, Brazilian, nor Polish; it is taco.

-The regular Dorito Loco Taco (not the supreme) is only $1.29. I'd like to dare anyone to present a better economic policy than that.

-Wall Street fat cats are running this nation, you say? Fear not, because the fat cats won't want to hang around Washington with the Dorito Loco Taco running this shit. The Dorito Loco Taco goes through you faster than a batch of laxative brownies. Those greedy corporate CEOs will be running away with the Hershey squirts faster than you can say "401k".

-The Dorito Loco Taco will stand firm on all of its stances, for it's hard Dorito shell will not bend. It will crunch, however.

With logic like that, how can anyone afford NOT to vote for the Dorito Loco Taco from Taco Bell in 2012? Share this post and this image if you believe America should put its vote and its mouth where its taco.

@CanadaInAmerica