Yoga Pants: The Ultimate Bottoms

April showers bring May flowers, but what does March bring? YOGA PANTS! Yoga pants are skin-tight trousers made of thin fabric that is fun for the whole family. If you don't like yoga pants, then you're a communist. Here's why both girls and guys can love this fantastic article of clothing:

-Girls love how comfortable they are

I can't say I've ever put a pair of these puppies on, but women rave about how comfortable and soft they are. Apparently it's like wearing a La-Z-Boy around your ass all day. In a world where women where uncomfy boob restraints, the yoga pant offers a different perspective, allowing your waist and legs to enjoy the feeling of pantlessness whilst still wearing pants! If this were made for guys, I'd wear them around the house all day with my house shoes and shit. They'd have to be manly though. Maybe through some USA flag print or something on it.

-Guys love how girl's butts look in them

Let's cut the shit: yoga pants are like push-up bras for your ass. Yoga pants can turn a pancake butt into something with shape, and can turn a medium-sized butt into a real donk. If you asked a guy what his favorite type of trousers were, he'd say yoga pants were second (obviously after no pants). Guys can be notorious for checking out the hiney of a finey, and these trousers from heaven only ass, I mean add fuel to the fire. It's like dangling a Big Mac in front of a homeless man.

-Girls love how yoga pants can go with almost any outfit

Wearing a t-shirt today? Yoga pants. Am I going to do yoga? Yoga pants. Going for a jog with my running attire? Yoga pants. Need something underneath your short dress? Yoga pants. They're like the chameleon of pants. The typical pair of black yoga pants can go with almost any ensemble, partly because the color black can go with anything. But for some reason, the yoga pant can ass, I mean add a classy touch, regardless of what one's wearing up top. Heck, it's look fine without a top! My theory is that is doesn't draw a lot of attention to the lower portion of the body. Thin, black pants don't necessarily stand out, leaving the attention up top.

-Guys love how girl's butts look in them

Let's cut the shit: yoga pants are like push-up bras for your ass. Yoga pants can turn a pancake butt into something with shape, and can turn a medium-sized butt into a real donk. If you asked a guy what his favorite type of trousers were, he'd say yoga pants were second (obviously after no pants). Guys can be notorious for checking out the hiney of a finey, and these trousers from heaven only ass, I mean add fuel to the fire. It's like dangling a Big Mac in front of a homeless man.

-Girls love the fabric

I may be getting redundant as the fabric definitely adds to the comfortability factor mentioned earlier, but there's more reasons for girls to love the fabric of yoga pants! With the fabric being so thin, it can make you feel like you're wearing nothing at all! It can allow your parts to breathe while still being clothed, which I can only imagine how awesome that feels, even my only judgement is from my experiences of standing over air blowing upwards from a downtown sewer grate. The thinness allows one to be comfy while not being overheated as well. Before yoga pants, 'comfy' was synonymous with 'warm, fuzzy, soft clothing.' This, by deductive reasoning, makes yoga pants a game changer, eternalizing them among the top pants of all time.

-Guys love how girl's butts look in them

Let's cut the shit: yoga pants are like push-up bras for your ass. Yoga pants can turn a pancake butt into something with shape, and can turn a medium-sized butt into a real donk. If you asked a guy what his favorite type of trousers were, he'd say yoga pants were second (obviously after no pants). Guys can be notorious for checking out the hiney of a finey, and these trousers from heaven only ass, I mean add fuel to the fire. It's like dangling a Big Mac in front of a homeless man.

But seriously, this is the only reason that benefits men. If you ladies had an everyday article of clothing for guys that could make you wetter than a sponge in a rainstorm, you'd obviously place that positive ahead of many other potential ones. I can't really think of any other positive for yoga pants for men though, unless they suddenly catch on and we lose the Affliction tees and start wearing these yoga pants.

Wait, shit! Us guys have been wearing this crap forever! I guess they really are as comfy as the women say they are....

@CanadaInAmerica